Baby Fight Club

September 18th, 2006

Baby Fight Club

Saturday night, I noticed that Dylan had a gash above his eye along with a couple additional bruises in the same area. My wife said that he had pulled his large, stackable plastic bins over onto himself. I have a different theory, however: Baby Fight Club.

The rules of Baby Fight Club:

  1. The first rule of Baby Fight Club is: There is no Baby Fight Club.
  2. The second rule of Baby Fight Club is: Don't pull your tower of plastic bins onto yourself.

After developing my theory, I discovered that I was onto something. Online research turns up independent evidence of a Baby Fight Club.

Update: Baby Fight Club wasn't the end! In 2007, popular sequel Baby Fight Club 2 was released!

3 Responses to “Baby Fight Club”

  1. Marlene Seifert Says:

    You have way too much free time.

  2. Random Fodder » Baby Fight Club 2 Says:

    [...] A sequel for Baby Fight Club has come out, and it is predictably titled: [...]

  3. grandpa Tom Says:

    as to the baby fight club,,, i'd say there is a such a thing. and it is a manly thing to admitt it, so as further replications in sebastians future is to duck and weave around the fists that will enivitably come your way. ………………
    ………. as for the recourse of almost hitting your besstesst friends, the sign sebastian used to the young man sitting on the floor, during the begginning of the play was… a retraction, he withdrew his right hand in a cutting motion. probably learned from Dylan.

    love to all of you , tom

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