Job = Poop?
Tuesday, November 20th, 2012Dylan: [to his brother] "What's that word that means your job, but also means poop?"
Sebastian: "Duty."
Dylan: "Oh yeah, that's it."
Dylan: [to his brother] "What's that word that means your job, but also means poop?"
Sebastian: "Duty."
Dylan: "Oh yeah, that's it."
In a car ride together yesterday, Dylan started asking me about what happens to "bad guys" when they die. Thus began a brief but interesting discussion regarding theology.:
Me: Do you remember from Sunday School what you need to do to get to heaven?
Dylan: You have to die!
Me: Oh, true . . . but there's something else you have to do before you die.
Dylan: Uhh . . . I don't remember.
Me: What do you have to ask Jesus to do before you die?
Dylan: Give you lots of money? That's what you have to do.
So there you have it. Apparently someone needs to pay more attention in Sunday School. Of course, this is the same kid who made two finger puppets in Sunday School and insisted they were Anakin and Luke Skywalker.
I took Dylan into a portable potty during one of Sebastian's soccer practices. He was extremely curious about the entire setup: The makeshift urinal, the disgusting blue liquid, the lack of a sink, etc. During our visit into the porta-potty discussion inside the overheated unit, this conversation took place:
Dylan: . . . and what is that pipe next to me?
Me: The pipe coming out of the part that you are pooping in?
Dylan: Yeah, that pipe that goes up.
Me: That's for ventilation, to let the gas and fumes go all the way up and out.
Dylan: Does it go all the way to God?
So, when was the last time you witnessed to someone in a single-unit portable toilet?
I have been wanting to do a geocache called Acrophobia. In order to find and log this particular cache, you have to rappel down over a cliff next to a waterfall, and the geocache is set into the side of the cliff. The cache owner, BigWhiteTruck, is nice enough to set up all the ropes, train you, and help you rappel safely to the cache and then to the bottom of the cliff. I was excited about doing this, so I set up a group outing where we would meet BigWhiteTruck and do the cache. I asked Sebastian if he wanted to climb down a cliff and I really expected a response along the lines of "Very funny, Dad." Instead, he nodded his head and said "Sure." Two months later Sebastian, I, and 13 others went to the cache and rappelled down the cliff!
Take a look as Sebastian (a.k.a. RicochetInfinity) rappels down the cliff:
We are all so proud of him! After we did it, he really just wanted to go up and do it one more time!
Sebastian played his second and last tournament of the year as his team wrapped up the hockey season during the first week of March.
Though Sebastian did not get any goals this time around, he did have one great breakaway and did a great job on defense and as goalie. Against other teams this year, Sebastian did not allow a single goal when he was playing goalie!
Here is the footage from the March 1 tournament game:
Sebastian is excited about starting up soccer soon and is really looking forward to getting back in hockey this fall!
Sebastian and his hockey team played their first tournament in Camillus' Shove Park on Sunday, February 22. All the kids were quite excited to be participating.
The Midstate team started out with a warm-up skate followed by a pizza party. After that, they hit the ice for four back-to-back games against each of the teams. The half-ice games were 20 minutes running time, meaning they did not stop the clock for whistles or goals. Every 2 minutes, the buzzer sounded and teams make a line change. Essentially, each skater got two 2-minute shifts per game.
In his first two games, Sebastian made a great defensive effort. As you'll see in the video, Sebastian comes out from nowhere to check a would-be shooter. He also played as goalie for two minutes, but his defense did a great job and didn't allow even one shot on goal. In his last game, he finally got on the scoresheet with two goals in one shift. With the pressure of scoring lifted, Sebastian started playing more aggressively and almost scored a third goal, but time ran out. At the end of the tournament, each skater received a trophy.
There was no official scoring for the event because this is the non-competitive Tyke level, but Sebastian's team finished the tournament with a 2-1-1 record.
Sebastian's hockey team had a chance to play on the Syracuse Crunch's home ice on January 31. After the practice, they headed downstairs for a pizza party and then enjoyed a Syracuse Crunch game that night.
Sebastian scored a goal and had another good shot on goal. He played goalie and didn't let a single goal in!
Sebastian and his team had a great time during the practice and at the game later that night.