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Ribbon Butt

Another fashion tragedy has struck little Dylan's bottom: Ribbon Butt

Just three months after Dylan's Cheerio Butt incident, he has again managed to get something stuck to his butt. This time, it was a bit more common than cereal, but nonetheless, Dylan walked around for a good 15 minutes without any idea that he had a ribbon planted right where his bunny tail should be.

Though this was a fashion faux pas, Dylan does get a few points back because he coordinated the color of the ribbon with his pajamas.

Cheerio Butt

As Dylan got out of his car seat after arriving home from a birthday party, I noticed an odd phenomenon that can only be described as a true fashion faux pas: Cheerio Butt.

Oddly, the Cheerios defied gravity and stuck to Dylan's pants even after he got out of the car seat and stood up. As you can see in this picture here, the Cheerios remained firmly in place until brushed off.

I researched this phenomenon, and fashion designers agree that Cheerio Butt would be 27% more embarrassing than tissue paper stuck to the bottom of your show — if babies cared about their clothing at all.

Between you and me, I haven't tested this theory, but I think that the secret to Cheerio Butt is to use the Honey Nut variety.