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Baby Fight Club 2

Friday, January 26th, 2007

A sequel for Baby Fight Club has come out, and it is predictably titled:

Baby Fight Club 2: In Pre-School, No One Can Hear You Scream

Baby Fight Club 2
In Pre-School, No One Can Hear You Scream

In this sequel to the 2006 hit Baby Fight Club, our hero Dylan takes us on an exciting journey that involves two emergency room visits in as many months.

Audiences demanded more blood and bruises in the original movie, and Baby Fight Club 2 does not disappoint!

As expected, the rules to Baby Fight Club have expanded:

  1. The first rule of Baby Fight Club is: There is no Baby Fight Club.
  2. The second rule of Baby Fight Club is: Don't pull your tower of plastic bins onto yourself.
  3. The third rule of Baby Fight Club is: Don't try to climb up on a bed that's taller than you are.
  4. The fourth rule of Baby Fight Club is: Don't try to run full speed across pavement when you can barely walk straight as it is.

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Baby Fight Club

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Baby Fight Club

Saturday night, I noticed that Dylan had a gash above his eye along with a couple additional bruises in the same area. My wife said that he had pulled his large, stackable plastic bins over onto himself. I have a different theory, however: Baby Fight Club.

The rules of Baby Fight Club:

  1. The first rule of Baby Fight Club is: There is no Baby Fight Club.
  2. The second rule of Baby Fight Club is: Don't pull your tower of plastic bins onto yourself.

After developing my theory, I discovered that I was onto something. Online research turns up independent evidence of a Baby Fight Club.

Update: Baby Fight Club wasn't the end! In 2007, popular sequel Baby Fight Club 2 was released!

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